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Which NBA Player Farted And Put His Dick On This MTV Lady?
The first half of the article is included below. Given the large body of research on olfaction, it is not surprising that, in some cases, there should be an association with sexual behavior. As Bieber noted, smell is a powerful sexual stimulus. Furthermore, the erotic focus is most likely to relate to body odors of a sexual partner, including genital odors. One subtype of olfactophilia is eproctophilia.
Top definition. NOTE: Dick farts or quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
I'm like the real-life version of Captain Jack Sparrow, except I'm a woman, and I drink wine instead of rum. He's also not a horrible person, either, but I digress. Maybe catch a snooze. I'd like to disclaim that I didn't have anything crazy to eat for dinner er, I didn't even have dinner with the sole mission of avoiding any unwanted bodily functions altogether. We went home after one too many vodka tonics, and off we went.